Posting live from the Emmy’s and I just want to say that I feel honored to be nominated in a category with as many talented and brilliant and wonderful actors and just being in your esteemed company is a prize. And I want to thank my acting teacher in the ninth grade and our housekeeper who read lines with me and and my TA freshman year at Harvard and my personal shopper Freddie and the third fry at Five Guys, you know why. Does my peel on tan look as bad as your peel on tan. Does this dress make my ass sag? I want to thank the brilliant creators, the team of writers, you guys are the best and make me look so good. HBO THANK YOU for doing what you do and giving artists the opportunity to be…artists. I want to thank the cast and crew, oh god, you are all so talented. Squeal! Thank you thank you thank you.
Is it me or is Amy Poehler showing more bosom than ever before? Is it me or is Tina Fey’s hair stylist a meth head? Does Kristin Wiig need one? What’s with the color, girlfriend, you are not a mahogany dresser. Is it me or am I bleeding?
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